It Jumped Off the Shelf

Scared student. Shocked young woman looking out of a book and looking away

Honestly, I just went there to get a magazine. Easy in and out, right?

First off, the store had every magazine except for the blogging one I was looking for. So I settled for one on another topic that looked interesting. I can’t leave a book store empty handed. It’s against book lover rules. (I did leave once, but only because the line was really, really long.)

Since I didn’t find the magazine, I needed a book about blogging so I can improve my writing skills. Check. Got it. Then, I walked by the best seller display on my way to the cashier. Out of the left side of my vision, something moved. In self defense, I jumped back taking a ninja pose while still balancing my stack of stuff. As we all know, book stores can be dangerous.

Hmmm…it was a colorful book covered in quirky cartoon drawings. I like colorful and I love quirky. After I looked around a bit to ensure my safety, I picked it up and flipped though a few pages. Without warning, a giggle slipped out. I quickly looked around. Did anyone notice? No. 

I had to finish reading the page, didn’t I? The giggle grew into a loud guffaw. Now people were staring. I still couldn’t put the book down. I struggled to keep myself quiet and dignified. No luck. People began directing their children away from me.

A bit embarrassed, but refusing to lose my treasure, I put it on my ever expanding pile. As I headed towards checkout, I glanced back. There was no sign this book had ever been on those shelves. They were completely filled with other more “traditional” best seller kinds of books.

I’m convinced that this book somehow dashed to a shelf where I was sure to see it. Then as I walked by, it tried to grab me. What can you do when a new, shiny, full color, cartoon style book reaches out for you, looking longingly into your eyes? The only thing you can. Adopt it on the spot.

I left the store and headed to the closest and loudest sports bar I could find so my obnoxious laughter wasn’t noticeable as I read while eating lunch.

I went to purchase a $10 magazine and spent $80. (I should know better than to enter a bookstore for only one item.) The best thing I discovered in the book store was a talented and funny writer. Someone I’d never heard of forced me to laugh out loud in delight. Guess what? Allie Brosh is not just a book writer, she’s also a blogger and I’ve already subscribed. After all, it’s good research.

Here’s her book: Hyperbole and a Half

Click here for Allie’s blog.



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